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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Cocaine" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Eric Clapton

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Cocaine" by Eric Clapton? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Cocaine" Lyrics

    She don't like, she don't like, she don'
    She don't like, she don't like, she don'
    When your day is done and you wanna rown
    She'alright, she's alright, she's alrigh
    If you wanna hang out youve got to take
    She dont like, she dont like, she dont l
    Chico ride Chico ride Chico ride Cocaine
    She don't like, she don't like, She don
    Shoot a line, shoot a line, shoot a line
    It's a light, it's a light, it's a light
    Mom, take this bedge of me. I can't "do
    Go Canes!
    She don't like, she don't like, she don'
    if you want to cook out, you've got to t
    She don't like She don't like She don't
    She don't like, she don't like, she don'
    He's doin lines... he's doin lines, he's
    She don't mind (3 times), cocaine
    She don't like, She don't like, She do
    She don't like, she don't like, she don'
    She don't like, she don't like, she don'
    She don't like, she don't like, she don'
    She don't like, she don't like, she don'
    s**t alright! s**t alright! s**t alright

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