And spittle Pearly Shearly
with his anus curly-wurly
and asked my if I needed a bite.

The story:

My friend had forgotten ho this song had gone, so I played it
for him as I sang along. As I sang this part, fell of his chair
with laughter. He went on to tell me the error of my ways,
and posted the entire thing on facebook after secretly
recording the entire thing.