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    "Fuel" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Metallica

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Fuel" by Metallica? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Fuel" Lyrics

    Give me two. Give me five. Give me doub
    Give me fuel give me fire and a tonne
    Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me doub
    Fill my lungs with gasoline
    give me four give me five give me that w
    Give me two Give me five Give me double
    A german crash to crack my head Nitro's
    Give me four, give me five, give me doll
    give me fuel, give me fire, give me doub
    Gimme two, gimme four, gimme a dollar t
    give me two, give me five, give me a dol
    Give me four, Give me five, Give me nach
    Give me fuel, give me fire Give me doubl
    Give me fuel, give me fire, give me doub
    Ooh, when I burn Fuel is pumping engines
    Give Me Fuel Give Me Fire Give Me Double
    Give me food, give me fries, give me sal
    give me two, give me five, with a sandwi
    give me fuel give me fire give me double
    Give me fuel Give me five Give me double
    Give me two, Give me five, Give me a do
    give me fuel, give me fire, give me doub
    Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me Dad
    Oh, let me burn Fuel is calling angels
    Give me fuel Give me five Give me double
    Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me doub
    give me few give me five give me double
    give me few give me five give me double
    ohhh i heard during my erection
    give me fuel give me fire give me dollar
    give me five give me five give me doubl
    Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me th
    Ohhh, I Burn Fuel is pumping inches Burn
    Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me diam
    Gimme four, gimme five, gimme double tr
    I won't go down with this s**t. I will p
    stroke my c**k with vaseline
    Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme double gen
    Give me food Give me five Give me apples
    Ooooooh, one-eyed bird Fuel is pumping i
    Gimme food, gimme fries, gimme salad on
    Gimme food, gimme five, gimme double Chi
    Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme double Cha
    Give me two, give me five, give me dolla
    Oooh, and on I burn, churning my erectio

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