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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ..a death-throe hard-on two minutes too late..

    Artist: Alanis Morissette
    Song: Ironic
    Real Lyric: ..a death row pardon two minutes too late..

    The story:

    I always thought this was what she was singing and I realised I was wrong when I found Kiss This Guy.com, and saw what the actual lyrics were...I truly thought she was singing about some poor guy who was about to have sex and died and, so, in the death-throes had a useless hard-on. Oh boy..

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    Submitted by

    Mooshy

    Submitted on

    1/6/2010 7:02 pm

    Age it happened

    41

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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