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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Song: The Prisoner

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The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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All the little kids with the fork tounged kiss, round and round, runing in my gum.

All the other kids with the fork tounged kiss, round and round, runing in my gum.

Artist: Foster The People

Song: Pumped Up Kicks

Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

The story:

me and my mom were watching them on Tv when we fou nd out the cours was the same as the name of the song

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11/3/2011 4:14 pm

Age it happened

32

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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