...every waking hour I'm
eating a confection...

The story:

I was eating chocoalte when I first
heard the song, ironically enough.
My friend corrected me months
later,only minutes before a kareoke
party. She did, however, get a kick
out of me going around yelling "I'M
EATING A CONFECTION!", trying to
be all cool. Needless to say, up until
that point, I couldn't figure out why
everyone was staring at me ( no one
in my class had heard of R.E.M., so I
told them the wront lyrics. Oops.
They'll probably never get a chance to
sing it though)