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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    (first two lines mumbling)
    everythings a 3-D blast for me
    my hands are red and cold
    the air is standing straight up
    this is not the way i picked her ME!
    i can't control my s**t
    how the hell did i get here
    something about this strawberry bong
    i ha

    Artist: Slipknot
    Song: Wait and Bleed
    Real Lyric: I wipe it off the tilethe light is brighter this time everything is 3-D blasphemymy hands are red and goldthe hair is standing straight upthis is not the way i pictured mei can't control my shakes how the hell did i get heresomething about this so very wrong i have to laugh out loud i wish i didn't like this is it a dream or a memory?

    The story:

    I always thought it was about smokin' up until my friend Jacob told me i was wrong and made fun of me

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/22/2002 7:15 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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