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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    (Get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your
    seat)
    I'll show, you how

    I won on the bingo!
    I won on the bingo!
    I won on the bingo!
    I won on the bingo!
    etc

    Artist: Madonna
    Song: Beat goes on - feat. Kanye West
    Real Lyric: (Get down, beep beep, gotta get up outta your seat)I'll show, you howOn and on, on the beat goesOn and on, on the beat goesOn and on, on the beat goesOn and on, on the beat goesetc

    The story:

    I was dancing with someone at the time and
    realised by the second chorus that I had in fact
    worked out the lyrics. When no Google search of
    'madonna' with 'bingo' gave a result I asked the
    DJ. He too knew no more than Google.

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    Submitted by

    rogerfrost

    Submitted on

    4/9/2015 6:27 pm

    Age it happened

    52

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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