...the sound of credenzas falling all around...

The story:

i was driving, singing this song when it occurred to me that i didn't know exactly what sort of sound a falling credenza would make. would it depend on what was in the credenza? on top of the credenza? how would one determine if you actually heard a CREDENZA fall, and not another large piece of furniture? do credenzas fall often, and all around? if so...why had i never heard the unmistakeable sound of a falling credenza?

then, i realized that i was just dangerously stupid.