...We could give a trowl, very her feng shui...

The story:

I was discombobulated and shocked at the idea of the lyrics, which I had had processed in my brain for many...months, was wrong despite my made-up lyrics making much more sense! A woman trying to encourage her companion the breathe in more of life is much more likely to suggest gardening or room decoration than to suggest the opposite of her opinion!
Anyway, as to my reaction: I believe I made several noises not dissimilar from a monkey whose had it favourite tyre taken away from it.