The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I visited my new boyfriend in Manchester for the first time and stayed for the weekend. My first weekend up there.
He suggested that I should pick a CD to listen to while he was doing the washing up. Being a musician he insisted that I wear headphones to pick up all the details of the different songs.
I went though his immaculate CD collection and found this old Bon Jovi record he was ready to through away. Happy that I found the only song I "knew inside out" I asked him to put the CD on for me. When "my song" came along my little off-key voice started to roar along to the chorous "We're half way there, livin' on a highway"... A horror-stricken face appeard from the kitchen...
I have never seen this CD again nor did I get the headphones...
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
6/11/2007 9:08 am
Age it happened
22
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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