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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    -Who's the cat that won't come out, when there's danger all about?
    - Shaft!
    -You're damn right!

    Artist: Isaac Hayes
    Song: Shaft
    Real Lyric: -Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about? - Shaft!-You're damn right!



    The story:

    Look, it clearly says here he's a CAT.

    Your average cat, being not a stupid animal, dives for cover if there's danger nearby and doesn't come out till the danger's over, right? That's the essence of cat- like behaviour. Sense danger all about, you don't come out. Good lyric.

    So if this Shaft bloke dives for the bomb shelter when he's in trouble and doesn't lift his head till the baddies have packed up and gone, then this is entirely sensible behaviour and not to be derided in any way.

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