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    "How You Remind Me" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Nickelback

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "How You Remind Me" by Nickelback? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "How You Remind Me" Lyrics

    This is how you remind me Of Shaq and "
    Never made it with a wise man.
    'cause eleven women must've damn near ki
    I'll be yelling four "yeahs". Yeah, Yea
    These little women must have damn near k
    Cause little women must have found and k
    These five words in my head scream out r
    This time I get spankings
    Despite words in my head Scream "Are we
    I'm sick of Simon and this sense of feel
    Cause seein' me with her must have damn
    These five words in my head scream, "I'l
    Slim Whitman must have damn near killed
    Tastes like words in my head, scream out
    Those flavored women must have damn near
    Before Hannah knew, her heart was breaki
    This time I'm mistaken for handing me a
    tired of living like a black man
    Cause sleeping with me must have damn ne
    Slim Whitman must have damn near killed
    And I've been wrong, I've been down to
    it's not like you 'cos this is real it's
    And this is how you remind me that I'm m
    "These five words in my head..."
    Cause seven women must have damnly accus
    Cause little woman must have bammed and
    Those little women must have damn near k
    Little women must have damn near killed
    Cause little women must have badly kille
    It must have been so bad Those little wo
    It's not like you so sorry I want to swi
    for handing you a plate of bacon
    cause slimmer women must have damn near
    These five whores in my bed scream, "are
    screamin and running from you
    Tied a ribbon like a black man
    Pissed off words hit my head
    Tired of living like a black man
    are we alan key yet
    City women must have damned near killed
    This is how you remind me im half woman
    This time i'm mistaken for having you wh
    sleepin with me must have damn near kill
    Never made it as a white man..
    Despite words in my head I'll be out in
    star like you, say sorry!
    Little women musta damn near killed you.
    I'm sick of sight without a sense of fee
    This time I'm mistaken for handing you a
    Are we having funions?
    Scream 'Woody Allen forgets'
    Because sleepin in pee must've damn near
    Tired of living like a black man
    I like the white stains on your breast
    I like the white stains on your breast
    cause LITTLE WOMEN must have damn near k
    Cause little women was the band that kil
    To the bottom of every bottom, I've been
    'Cause other women must have damned and
    Star like you, say sorry worst wings not
    Enslaving women must have damn near kill
    Cause livin' with me must have - damn, t
    never made out with a wise man
    coz little women must have damn near kil
    Tired of Living Like a Black Man
    I never made it as a wise man I couldn't
    These five words in my head scream "Oh w

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    If Today Was Your Last Day
    Leader of Men
    Lullaby
    Next Contestant
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    This Afternoon
    This is How You Remind Me
    Too Bad
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