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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Whenever Wherever" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Shakira

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Whenever Wherever" by Shakira? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Whenever Wherever" Lyrics

    To cut the records off your body
    Look, for my breasts are small, not humb
    Fellas break it down on a camel's back.
    my breast stars more and humble
    Lucky that my breasts are small and humb
    Looking for my breasts coaus I can't fin
    Lucky that my breats are small and humbl
    Lucky that my breasts arn't small and hu
    I'm falling, I'm farting, your hands are
    Lucky that my breasts are tall and rumbl
    Lucky that my breasts are small and humb
    Lucky that my breasts are small and humb
    Whenever, wherever We're meant to be tog
    Thank for my breasts they're small and h
    Heraldo, Your Mama You'll always have th
    when you look and feal my breasts small
    I like your feet
    I'm atrophied
    Baby I was gonna be anti Soviet
    Lucky that my breasts are small and humb
    Lucky that my breasts are small and humb
    I like your feet
    I'm over, You're under I had a big blund

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