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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Whenever Wherever
    Were meant to be together
    I'll be there and you'll be here
    The bastards steal my beer

    Artist: Shakira
    Song: Whenever Wherever
    Real Lyric: Whenever WhereverWere Meant to be togetherI'll be there and you'll be hereAnd that's the deal my dear

    The story:

    during Karaoke session in posh pub i was singing what i beleived were the right words and wondering what everyone was so shocked at then i glanced at the screen

    where's that damn spade

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/30/2002 3:43 pm

    Age it happened

    35

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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