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    "Leg burning bad,
    as he bends to pick at a dog's end --
    he goes down to the bar
    and warms his tea"

    Which of course would be something completely different, though possibly no less disgusting.

    Artist: Jethro Tull
    Song: Aqualung
    Real Lyric: "Leg hurting bad,as he bends to pick a dog-end --he goes down to the bogand warms his feet"dog-end = Brit vernacular for a slightly used cigarette.

    The story:

    At a live concert in Chastain Park, Atlanta, 1988. Until then I thought I was the ultimate Tull fan.

    Some guy in a bandana and tie-dye corrected me. A rare circumstance.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/10/2003 7:37 am

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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