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    "Aqualung" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Jethro Tull

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Aqualung" Lyrics

    Eyeing little girls in battered tents
    Sitting on a fog bank, eyeing little gir
    Sitting on a park bench, five little gir
    Watching all the frilly packages
    Five little girl with battered heads
    Nine little girls with bad intent
    watching as the pretty paddies run
    "Eyeing little girls with savage t*ts...
    "...eying little girls with baggy tits."
    sitting on the park bench. eying little
    wheezing like a dead duck
    Hey! And you slap your happily laughter
    Five little girls with battered heads.
    Eyeing little girls with satin pants.
    nine little girls with fattened heads
    Five little girls with bad intent
    Eyeingl little girls, with padded tits
    Eying little girls with fattened ends
    Sitting on a park bench Five little girl
    Spitting out the pieces of his broken lu
    I always thought it was "eyeing little g
    Five little girls in battered tents.
    Feeding on a dead duck.
    Sitting on the park bench, five little
    Eyeing little girls with bat in hand.
    Spitting out pieces of his broken lung.
    And you snatch your rats with elasto-bre
    Watching as the pretty paki's run
    Eyeing little girls with bad intent
    five little girls with battered tents
    Sh**ting on a park bench Eying little gi
    Aqueduct, my friend
    Salvation all at home, and a couple of t

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