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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There's a Whopper™ and grievous Jews

    Artist: Go-Gos
    Song: Our Lips Are Sealed
    Real Lyric: There's a weapon we must use

    The story:

    I just burned this song to a CD mix I made, and even though my lyrics are somewhat absurd, I figured I'd use them since I couldn't figure out the real lyrics, which I found today, were. I'm thankful nobody corrected me, but all I know is...when I listen to that song, I keep thinking of people in a 1930s European ghetto getting choked up over a burger!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/16/2003 9:58 am

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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