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    "wonder why the night birds never come"

    Artist: Eagles
    Song: Lyin' Eyes
    Real Lyric: "wonder why the right words never come"



    The story:

    A friend in college and I were trying to pick the chords to Lyin' Eyes. He started singing the song and said "night birds" instead of "right words". He didn't believe me for at least 30 minutes, but I finally convinced him that what he was saying made no sense. We laughed for hours, then off and on for several days. This was almost 20 years ago and we're still good friends.

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