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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Lyin' Eyes" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Eagles

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Lyin' Eyes" by Eagles? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Lyin' Eyes" Lyrics

    Funny, you can't hide your Hawaiian eyes
    You can't hide in my garage
    My oh my, you sure know how to arrange
    There ain't no way to hide your lion eye
    How to hold condors with just a smile
    You're still the same old whore you used
    I thought by now you'd realize, there ai
    You can't hide your Georgia pride
    You can't hide your lion eyes
    You can't hide those giant thighs
    "You can't hide you're lyin eye, and you
    I guess every porno refuge has its price
    Ventures fly these tempted skies
    your spy's in a thin disguise
    [...] And you smile is an empty sky.
    There ain't no way to hide your lion eye
    You can't hide your lion eyes
    "she's headed for the Jew side of town..

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