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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Take It To The Limit" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Eagles

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Take It To The Limit" by Eagles? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Take It To The Limit" Lyrics

    Can't find the door/can't find my underw
    Bake it with some lemon one more time
    Take it to the lemon, one more time.
    Take it to the living...
    Take it to the lemon
    P***y on the highway Shore feels fine
    Take me to the Olympics one more time
    p***y on the highway
    Some pu...sy ont the highway.....
    take it to the lemon,one more time
    p***y on the highway It's so mighty fine
    So put me on a highway And go Viet Nam
    p***y, on the highway
    p***y on the highway, sure feels fine
    p***y on a highway, and show me a sign.
    p***y on the highway and show me a sign.
    "Some p***y on the highway-"
    a p***y on a highway showed me a sign
    You can stand all the time making lunch.
    take it to the lemon
    Talkin' to the leamon one more time
    p***y on the highway And show it a sign
    So pu**y on the highway

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