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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Can't find the door/can't find my underwear

    Artist: Eagles
    Song: Take It To The Limit
    Real Lyric: Can't find the door/can't find it anywhere

    The story:

    I was waitressing and singing this song when a coworker asked me the EXACT words I was singing. When I told her, she informed me what they truly said. I figured that the person in the song was so drunk that they couldn't find the door OR their underwear. It forced me to go back and listen to the song closer. It was TERRIBLY embarrassing because I am a HUGE fan of the Eagles!

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/15/1998 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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