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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Clyde kissed an American Pie
    Drove machete to the levee and was heavily high
    And hooded boys were drinking whiskers with rye
    Singing this'll be the day of the hide
    This'll be the day of the hide

    Artist: Don McLean
    Song: American Pie
    Real Lyric: Bye bye, Miss American PieDrove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dryAnd good old boys were drinking whiskey and ryeSinging this'll be the day that I dieThis'll be the day that I die

    The story:

    I was singing along to it on a CD at school and got a few odd looks.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/22/2003 9:18 am

    Age it happened

    9

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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