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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    p***y.

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: If you change your mind, i'm the first in line



    The story:

    My then sister-in-law liked this band, and had their album "Star" in. She started it, and the first words were "Poor thing" off this song, but I swear it sounds like she's saying "p***y" with a lisp. I said to her, "Is she saying 'p***y'?", and she just exploded! "NO! SHE'S SAYING 'POOR THING'! IT DOESN'T EVEN SOUND LIKE THAT!" I'm like "Whoa! Excuuuuuuuuuuuse me! I wouldn't have said that if I didn't think that's what she was saying!"

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