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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Take A Chance On Me" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Abba

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Take A Chance On Me" by Abba? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Take A Chance On Me" Lyrics

    Ollie OxenfreeTake a chance on me.
    If you chance your mind (Jackie Chan)I'm
    Take a chunk of meat
    If you change your mind On the bursting
    Phee Phee
    Listen to some music, maybe do some coca
    If you change your line, in the changing
    If you hang to dry on the urfting line
    If you change your mind On the birthday
    If you lose your mind, in the welfare li
    If you're all alone with a pretty person
    If you're all alone with a pretty purse
    Take a chance on me (Come on, come on an
    If you change your mind on the French ai
    If you change your mind On the birthday
    You wanted to leave me there/ afraid I w
    To jiz on me
    Chica, change your mind, on the first-gr
    I'm the ostrich queen Take a chance on m
    I'm the ostrich queen Take a chance on m
    Chick-a-chazz on me
    If you cheat you're blind, I'm the freei
    If you change you mind on the virgin lif
    If you lose your mind, I'm the first in
    If you change your mind I'm the worst in
    You wanted to leave me there, afraid I w
    audience with me
    Upgrade to a love affair

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