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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you're all alone with a pretty purse and no
    Money I'm still free

    Artist: Abba
    Song: Take A Chance On Me
    Real Lyric: If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flownHoney I'm still free

    The story:

    I always figured it was wrong, but I thought it kind of made sense. If you had no money, someone who was still free (financially) would be good, wouldn't it? Just found the real lyrics tonight while searching the archive.

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    Submitted by

    AuraMendarr

    Submitted on

    8/11/2009 8:11 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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