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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    ...four hundred children, propped up in bed

    Artist: Kenny Rogers
    Song: Lucille
    Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. Four hungry children and a crop's in the field.



    The story:

    I was eleven when I heard that song over and over again on the radio...didn't make sense, 400 kids propped up in bed, but I had no other idea what he was saying! Figured out only years later, in my teens. I even pictured a bunch of kids propped up in bed--macabre--as if they were dead. No embarrassing moment, because I always knew my version was too ludicrous to share.

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