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    "Lucille" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Kenny Rogers

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Lucille" by Kenny Rogers? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Lucille" Lyrics

    You picked a fine time to leave me your
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    You picked a fine time to leave me lucil
    You picked a fine time to leave me, Luci
    You picked a fine time to leave me loose
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    Four Hundred children and the crack in t
    400 children in a crop in the field
    400 hundred children and a crop in the f
    You picked a fine time to leave me, Luci
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    with four hundred children and a crock i
    four hundred children and crap in the fi
    400 children done plopped in the field.
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    You picked a fine time to leave me, Luci
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    four hundred million crops in the field
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    Four Hundred Children, and a crop in the
    four hundred children and a crop in the
    you picked a fine time to leave me, luci
    ...four hundred children, propped up in
    you picked a fine time to leave me lucil
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    with four hundred children and a crop in
    Four hundred children and a crotch that
    Ya picked a high time to lead me Lucille
    You picked a fine time to leave me loose
    four hundred children
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    Just brought in a gusher out there in th
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucil
    "You picked a fine time to leave me,Luci
    ...with four hundred children and a crop
    You picked a fine time to leave me, Luci
    Four hundred children that are crossing
    400 children

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