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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Four Hundred children and the crack in the field,
    You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.

    Artist: Kenny Rogers
    Song: Lucille
    Real Lyric: Four Hungry children and the crop in the field,You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.

    The story:

    My mom caught me singing the wrong lyrics and had a good laugh. She's still laughing about it, as far as I know. I have to say I was relieved to know that they didn't have 400 hundred children, and that they weren't growing crack in the fields.

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    Submitted on

    12/2/2007 4:35 pm

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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