The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
It happened at a family reunion. One of the young guys (who was one of my cousin, even though he was much younger than I) whipped out his guitar and began quite a rendition of the popular song - Margaritaville. Everyone joined in the singing (of course) and when we got to that part, I felt like a total and complete dunce. Hey, it had made sense to me all these years, because I thought a jigger was what he called the tiny glass he used to measure his liquor (which I thought of as "sauce").
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
4/28/2004 9:13 am
Age it happened
60
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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