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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm Blue,
    I will beat up a dolly

    Artist: Eiffel 65
    Real Lyric: I'm Blue,Daa baa dee daa baa daa



    The story:

    When I first heard the song over the radio in 1999, I thought I heard the synthesized voice go "I'm Blue, I will beat up a dolly". But just to be sure, I thought I'd listen to the song again. After a few subsequent listenings (and mishearings), I was somehow convinced that it was "I will beat up a dolly", and the song was about a guy that was so depressed that he was beating up dolls to vent his frustration (of course, I was pretty depressed then myself).

    I soon forgot about the song, until last year, when I accidentally stumbled across the correct lyrics while looking for other lyrics. I thought back about my version, and it hit me that I was wrong.

    The sad thing was, I never bothered googling up the lyrics when I first heard the song because I was overconfident of my hearing.

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