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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Maybe get a birthstone for your little finger
    Maybe get a birthstone for your thumb

    Artist: Dire Straits
    Song: Money For Nothing
    Real Lyric: Maybe get a blister on your little fingerMaybe get a blister on your thumb

    The story:

    Just now...and to think I sang it at full volume to show the kids that I knew the words to some good songs.

    Money for nothing...and if your birthstone is a diamond, well, that makes a little sense, right?!

    There is no excuse, and I was around when this song first hit the airwaves...

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/20/2004 11:27 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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