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    "Money For Nothing" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Dire Straits

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Money For Nothing" Lyrics

    Money for nothing and CHECKS for free...
    And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian
    Caught some kids stealing microwave oven
    Get your money for nothin' and you're si
    We get to sleep in microwave ovens. Pain
    Get your Mommy for nothing and your kids
    I want my own TV
    Maybe get a person on your little finger
    Cause the kitchen to liberate
    I want my MP3s
    i want my cup of tea
    we got to wish for microwave ovens
    We've got some movies, refrigerators. We
    We've got some installed microwave ovens
    We got some movies, refrigerators, we go
    Money for nothing and your chips for fre
    Baby quiero queso roņoso
    We've got to movies refrigerators, We've
    We got some disco microwave ovens Custom
    We watch the movies, on refrigerators We
    We've got some movies, refrigorators, We
    We got some movies, refrigerators. We go
    Look at that mama, Stick it in the camer
    Money for nothing and your cheques for f
    Money for nothin' and your kicks for fre
    We got the movies, refrigerator We got t
    Money for nothin' and chips for free
    Money for nothing and your chips for fre
    "You play the retard on the MTV"
    Yeah buddy, that's his own affair
    Money for nothing and you chase the flea

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