The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Just actually looked up the lyrics again. I always thought that whole "wrapped up like a douche" thing sounded like it couldn't be right... why would anyone wrap up a douche and mail it to the ruler in the night?
The Early-Pearly thing makes less sense than my version though, in my opinion. And how does one pump his or her way into a hat?
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Anonymous
Submitted on
6/18/2006 1:38 pm
Age it happened
19
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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