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    "Paradise City" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Guns N' Roses

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Paradise City" Lyrics

    Don't be a rabbit, take me back to the
    Take me down to a very nice city.
    Surge of nipples and its hazardous to br
    Take me down to the very last city wher
    Take me down to paradise city where the
    Surge of nipples says it's hazardous to
    take me down to the prarie dog city
    Take me down to the paradise city, were
    Trapped between a ferret and the Joan of
    Where the grass is weed and the girls ar
    Take me down to the paradise city, where
    Take me down to a very nice city where t
    Captain America and Bonaparte
    Trapped in the perils of the donut park
    Take Me Down To The Paradise City, Where
    Take me down to the very last city
    Take me down to the Paradise city where
    Take me down to the Parrot ICE City.
    take me down to the very last city.
    take me down to the parrot rice city whe
    Take me down to the prarie dog city wher
    Take me down to the Paradise City Where
    take me home from the paradise, hit me,
    Take me down to the paradise city where
    just a urchin with an urge to streak
    Take me down to the very last city...
    Take me down to the Paradise City where
    Take me down to the big bad city where t
    Take me down to the paradise city where
    take me down to the very last city
    Take me down to the burned-down city Whe
    "Take Me Down To The Bare-Assed City..."
    I will go down with this s**t
    take me down to the very large city
    Take me down to the very last city where
    Take me down to the very last city.
    Take me down to the very last city.
    Take me down to the prairie dog city.
    Take me down to the very last city
    Rex Reed, you know, so they say
    Take me down to the paradise city where
    Take me down to the very last city
    Take me down to the paradox city... OR
    Take me down to the very last city
    take me down to the prairie dog city whe
    i want to see how good i can be
    Take me down to the pair of nice titties
    Take me down to the Prarie Dog City
    Take me down to the Prairie Dog City whe
    Take me down to the bare-assed city...
    Take me down to the Paradon Street where
    Take me down to the prairie dog city

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