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I used to Love her
But I had tequila
I used to Love her
But I had tequila
I knew I'd miss her
So I had tequila
And she's buried right here in my back yard

Artist: Guns N' Roses

Song: Used To Love Her

Real Lyric: I used to Love her, oo, yeah But I had to kill herI used to Love her, oo, yeahBut I had to kill herI knew I'd miss her So I had to keep herShe's buried right in my back yard

The story:

I heard the intro of the song on the juke and started to order the bar a round of tequila shots while singing my lyrics at the top of my lungs, the lady that was sitting to me was kind enough to write the true lyrics for me on a c**ktail napkin.

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Submitted on

7/28/2008 3:00 am

Age it happened

27

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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