A death-throe hard-on, two minutes too late.

The story:

I always thought that really WAS the line, becuase I figured the guy had died during sex. After all, it WAS Alanis Morissette, right? Finally, I was with a friend at school when I heard her sing the right lyrics. I said, "So THAT'S what it is!" When she asked what I had thought it was and I told her, she nearly choked and fell over laughing at the same time.