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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A mulatto, an Albino, a mosquito, MY Burrito!

    Artist: Nirvana
    Real Lyric: A mulatto,an albino,a mosquito,my libido.



    The story:

    Me and three of my cousins were at Six Flags doing taped Karaoke, when I shouted out, at the top of my lungs, "My Burrito!" Not only did my cousins die laughing, but little did I know that we were actually being played outside the studio for the general public. When we walked outside, with my cousins roaring laughing "My Burrito" everyone outside knew it was me and ad a really BIG laugh at me! (OK, maybe it just seemed like EVERYONE!)

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