A scratch in the service,
we're never coming here again

The story:

I thought that those were the lyrics and I thought
that they made sense, like saying that they were
never going to a restaurant again because of crappy
service. But that didn't really feel right, and when
I'd listen to the song, I would hear the first line
as what I though it was, but not the second, so I
looked the lyrics up online. Oh man was I wrong.