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    Song: Sarah

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

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    "Across The Universe" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by The Beatles

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Across The Universe" by The Beatles? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Across The Universe" Lyrics

    Kangaroo Dave
    Kangaroo David's home
    Like a cruel wave
    jackaroo dave
    Jackaroo dayglow boy
    Tigeroo, gay ma
    Like a rutabaga, ooooooooo...
    Try to rule the day
    Macaroon days-ah oh
    Jackaroo baaaaaaby
    "Like a rude tailor," or perhaps "sailor
    Like a rude diva
    Like a cruel deva
    Giant hooter on the table
    Macaroon days, ah
    Tigeroo Dave love om OR Thai (tie?) gu
    Tryin' to have a good day, yeah
    jackaroo day-glo
    kaldurobevheya
    Jack Arute gave me foam
    Jackaroo days-a
    Jackaroo Dave Uh-Huh
    I'm a blue davus
    kangaroo tamer
    Tiger Moon Day of Love
    Jackalope Dave
    "Giant Uncle David awwww"
    Kangaroo days ahhh
    Kangaroo diva hmm
    My Guru days are gone
    Jackaro Davey, c'mon. ni**er's gonna f
    Jackaroo days, then later, Jackaroo Dave
    Like a cruel daybed

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    All You Need Is Love
    And I Love Her
    And Your Bird Can Sing
    Anna (go to him)
    Baby You're A Rich Man
    Back in the USSR
    Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
    Birthday
    Blackbird
    Blue Jay Way
    Can't Buy Me Love
    Carry That Weight
    Come Together
    Day Tripper
    Dear Prudence
    Devil In Her Heart
    Doctor Robert
    Don't Pass Me By
    Eight days a week
    Eleanor Rigby
    For No One
    Free as a Bird
    Get Back
    Getting Better
    Give Peace A Chance
    Glass Onion
    Golden Slumbers
    Good Morning, Good Morning
    Happiness Is A Warm Gun
    Hard Day's Night
    Hello Goodbye
    Help!
    Helter Skelter
    Her Majesty
    Here Comes the Sun
    Here, There, and Everywhere
    Hey Bulldog
    Hey Jude
    I Am The Walrus
    I Feel Fine
    I Saw Her Standing There
    I Want To Hold Your Hand
    I Want You (She's So Heavy)
    I Will
    I'm a Loser
    I'm Happy Just to Dance With You
    I'm Looking Through You
    I'm Only Sleeping
    I'm So Tired
    I've Just Seen A Face
    It's Only Love
    Lady Madonna
    Let It Be
    Love You Too
    Lovely Rita
    Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
    Magical Mystery Tour
    Mean Mr. Mustard
    Michelle
    Mr. Moonlight
    Norwegian Wood
    Nowhere Man
    Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da
    Octopus's Garden
    Old Brown Shoe
    Paperback Writer
    Penny Lane
    Piggies
    Please Please Me
    Polythene Pam
    Revolution
    Rock and Roll Music
    Rocky Raccoon
    Roll Over Beethoven
    Savoy Truffle
    Searchin'
    Secret Agent Man
    Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
    She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
    She Loves You
    She's a Woman
    Something
    Strawberry Fields Forever
    Taxman
    Tell Me Why
    The Ballad Of John And Yoko
    The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill
    The Word
    Think For Yourself
    Ticket To Ride
    Tomorrow Never Knows
    Twist and Shout
    Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
    We Can Work It Out
    When I'm Sixty-Four
    While My Guitar Gently Weeps
    Wild Honey Pie
    With a Little Help From My Friends
    Yellow Submarine
    Yer Blues
    You Never Give Me Your Money

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