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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ain't no woman like the one-eyed gut

    Artist: Four Tops
    Song: Ain't No Woman (Like The One I Got)
    Real Lyric: Ain't no woman like the one I got

    The story:

    I always knew the real words, but I just couldn't get my mind off of this other interpretation. Long, slimy, writhing along the ground and staring at me with the one big eye. No head, just the eye.

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    Submitted by

    PurplePhlogiston

    Submitted on

    7/24/2006 9:36 pm

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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