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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All the mommas, raisin llamas
    Throw your hands up at me

    Artist: Destiny's Child
    Real Lyric: All the mommas who profit dollasThrow your hands up at me



    The story:

    A girlfriend and I were talking about this song and the positive message it has, when I stopped and asked her about this line. I mean, llamas and independent women just DON'T seem to go together very well and I was confused. She laughed for a long time and then told me, "No, darlin, the line is 'All the mommas who profit dollas'. Where on earth did you get that?? And what is a llama?" We had a good laugh for a long time over that one. :)

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