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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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All the other kids with wongdrop fists better run, baby run, I'll run my gun. All the other kids with the wongdrop kicks better run, baby run, faster than my father.

Artist: Foster The People

Song: Pumped Up Kicks

Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

The story:

I had posted the chorus portion on my facebook status, and one of my cousins had commented saying, "So that's what they were saying." Then she told me what she thought they said. I thought it was pretty funny how she misheard them.

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1/26/2012 3:04 pm

Age it happened

22

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

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Was partying involved?

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