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All you ladies, leave your man at home. The club is full of ballers and their c**k is full grown.

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Song: Jumpin' Jumpin'

Real Lyric: All you ladies, leave your man at home. The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown.

The story:

I was singing the song with those words and my boyfriend was like, "What did you say?" I repeated them and he corrected me. Oops! I was so embarrassed. I mean, they made sense to me.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

10/25/2001 2:46 am

Age it happened

18

Better than original?

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Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

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