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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Almost heaven, west virginia, blue ridge mountains, shannon dove into the river. life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains growing like bumble bees.

    Artist: John Denver
    Real Lyric: Almost heaven, West VirginaBlue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the treesYounger than the mountains, flowing like the breeze.



    The story:

    I was singing this song for my son when my father-in-law heard me. He asked me if I really thought those were the words and was laughing so hard that he was crying. So, not only was I singing the words incorrectly, but I was teaching my 2 year olds the wrong words too!

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