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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    An then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chair
    Said before you can eat, you gotta dance like freddie says

    Artist: Leo Sayer
    Song: Long Tall Glasses
    Real Lyric: An then somebody grabbed me, threw me outta my chairSaid before you can eat, you gotta dance like fred astaire

    The story:

    I have been singing it this way for 30 years - just today I realized it was wrong when I looked the song up on the web.

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    Submitted by

    sunnysis

    Submitted on

    1/14/2009 3:09 pm

    Age it happened

    42

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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