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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And because I’m here at home,
    Danny didn’t tell boat my place
    Let the boys get the boys, oh.

    Hermoine, take a good look.
    This could be the day.
    All my dads walk beside me.
    I just need to say...

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Porch
    Real Lyric: And this cross I'm bearing homeAin't indicative of my placeLeft the porch, left the porch, oh. Hear my name, take a good look.This could be the day.Hold my hand, walk beside me.I just need to say...

    The story:

    It's Eddie Vedder. No further explanation needed.

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    Submitted by

    KaiteTheTaterFairy

    Submitted on

    9/26/2012 9:15 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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