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    And every death must have a kill

    Real Lyric: And every Jack must have a Jill



    The story:

    I was singing this song in the car with my seven-year-old daughter (it's a favourite song of ours), when she asked me, "Why does death have to kill in order for your dreams to come true, Mummy?"

    "Well, because ... ah ... I guess don't really know ..."

    Singing along it had always seemed to make sense in a teenaged-angst-poetic kind of way ...

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