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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
    Jesus Loves you more than we do, he has to. (oo, oo, oo)

    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel
    Song: Mrs. Robinson
    Real Lyric: And here's to you, Mrs. RobinsonJesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)

    The story:

    Well I was listening and this just cam out while I was singing. My buddies laughed their a$$es off. They thought I was talking about our English Teacher, so that made it funny. She was a raging you know what, and Jesus probably was forced to love her.

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    Submitted by

    JMonkey

    Submitted on

    6/3/2009 8:07 am

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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