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And it's good old country comfort in my balls

Artist: Elton John

Song: Country Comfort

Real Lyric: And it's good old country comfort in my bones

The story:

Driving in the mountains, my girlfriend and I were puzzled at these goofy lyrics. After listening to that line at least 20 times, we pulled out the iPhone, and found out the correct lyrics. To my ear, it still sounds like "balls" not "bones".

Submitted by

mcleodjeffmusic

Submitted on

8/13/2011 8:50 pm

Age it happened

30

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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Regina Oct 03, 2011 6:04 am

oh my gosh when I read this I couldn't stop laughing

Regina Oct 03, 2011 6:04 am